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2/5/2007

The Death Of A Space

Dearly Beloved Readers,
 
We are gathered here today to say goodbye to AA's Guitar Space. It was a good space that served it's purpose for a long while. It was a place to learn guitar basics for me and as I hear, for others too. It was also a place for me to rant about the world in general.
 
Some of you may be crying out (but probably not). Why! Why! Did it have to die!
 
I can only say, "I dunno", all I know is: there seems to be some serious problem with MSN Spaces that prevents me from viewing the main page after logging in, so I will no longer be able to update any of the slideshows or add to the blog.
 
So whether I like it or not, this is The End for Arpeggio Andy's Guitar Space. Maybe I will make another space or blog here or some place else. maybe I will come across some of you again in the process. Who knows? God willing?
 
 
 
I will now read the last will and testament of the Guitar Space.
 
To meemes I leave:
The overwhelming networking power of the internet that can easily be harnessed for the purpose of finding your significant other. I recommend the yahoo personals. It worked for me.
 
To Red Kitten I leave:
A wish for continued therapuetic action in the writting of your blog.
 
To Holy Schmidt I leave:
The greatest appreciation for unknowingly introducing me to the world of MSN spaces.
 
To Paula (the only person from myspace who reads this) I leave:
The convenience of never having to visit this slow website again.
 
To all ten or so MSN spaces people that read my blog I leave:
The best wishes for finding good spaces to read.
 
To the multitude of forum posting guitar players from the "Rock House" I leave:
Full rights to the slideshow info to use for learning purposes. evilbmxer, I'm looking in your direction.
 
And to those I have probably missed I leave:
All the memmories of the last 2 years.
 
 
 
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. May the space rest in peace.
1/16/2007

The Triumphant Return of AA

Hey kids!
 
I am finally back after a hectic Christmas season, and a very busy first couple of weeks to the new year. Between having way too many people to visit for the holidays and a last minute business trip and a backed up drain in the laundry room that caused what we'll always refer to as the great sudsy flood of 2007, I have only been  able to add a few random entries in the blog. This has of course driven away almost all the people that were dropping by to read them. So, it looks like I am essentially writing to myself again for awhile which means I don't have follow the afformentioned format if I really don't want to.
 
I think I will try to get back into writing song lyrics. Oh, don't worry, I will revist the small topics, but probably not daily. I will try to write a new song every week, and if I can't then I will write the Arpeggio Andy thoughts of the week the way that I used to. Whenever there is something blatant that needs addressed that falls into the recent daily categories, I will of course feel obligated to revisit them. So basically, I am reducing my blog to one entry weekly, but maybe more deepending how things roll.
 
Rock on!
-AA
1/2/2007

Tuesday's B(o)(o)B

This weeks Tuesday's B(o)(o)B blog goes out to all the stupid people who actual drive while intoxicated on of all nights, New Years Eve. Do they really think police are gonna be taken totally by surprise to find drunk drivers on New Year's Eve? Not only does practically every cop in the city work to enforce DUI's that night, but you see them on the side of the road practicing ways to catch drunks about a week in advance. How stupid can people be?

"Somebody's got a case of the Monday's stupid quote"

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" - Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation
 
 
You're absolutely right Lee, what value could air possible have to people anyways? Isn't it enough that Detroit CEO's like you have taken away jobs from american auto workers? Now you also want to take away the air they breathe too.
12/29/2006

Weekend Wise Crack - New Year's Edition

Internet Users Resolution List
 
16. I resolve... I resolve to... I resolve to, uh... I resolve to, uh, get my, er... I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!

15. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning... 4:30 is much more practical.

14. When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!" 

13. I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

12. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.

11. I will stop sending e-mail to my roommate. 

10. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.

9. I resolve to work with neglected children... my own.

8. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer e-mail. 

7. When I subscribe to a newsgroup or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.

6. I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.

5. No more downloads from alt.binaries.*

 4. I resolve to back up my new 400 GB hard drive daily... well, once a week... monthly, perhaps...

3. I will spend less than five hour a day on the Internet.

2. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.

1. I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

12/22/2006

Weekend Wise Crack - Xmas Edition

 
 
A little girl goes to see Santa Clause at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap, Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".

"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl.

"But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says,

"No”, said the little girl, “Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"

 


On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid replies, "Yeah."

The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."

The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
 

 

A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?"

"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."

"Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"

"Yeah, well, it's like this ... Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture ..."


 
Overheard in Santa's Toyshop:  "Please, Mrs. Claus, those batteries
are for the children's toys!!"

 

12/14/2006

To all my Friends

 
 
To My Democrat Friends:
 
 
 
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
 
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
 
By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
 
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
To My Republican Friends:
 
 
 
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
12/12/2006

Tuesday's B(o)(o)B

This weeks Tuesday's Boob is the BMIC at Seatle-Tacoma International airport who decided to have all the Christmas trees removed because they "might" be offensive to the Jewish passengers. Dude, they're christmas trees, not swastikas. Since when is a symbol of a holiday that recognizes Christ's birth offensive to Jews? All the boobs out there that are trying to remove Christmas from society need to realize that Jews love Christ too. So much in fact that they are anxiously awaiting his arrival. This airport head really needs to get a clue.
12/11/2006

"Somebody's got a case of the Monday's stupid quote"

I told myself when I started this blog that I wasn't going to do the obvious and post a quote from the imbecile that lives in the white house, but I have since changed my mind. Since there are such an abundance of stupid quotes from that guy, I gotta at least post my favorites.
 
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test."
Townsend, TN
02/21/2001
 
"They misunderestimated me."
Bentonville, AR
11/06/2000
 
"We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job."
Gulfport, MS
09/20/2005
 
And my absolute favorite.
 
"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."
Washington, DC
05/25/2004
 

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