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2006/12/22 Weekend Wise Crack - Xmas EditionA little girl goes to see Santa Clause at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap, Santa asks "What do you want for Christmas little girl?".
"I want a Barbie and a GI Joe" says the little girl. "But Barbie comes with Ken" Santa says, "No”, said the little girl, “Barbie only 'cums' with GI Joe!"
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid replies, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top." A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?"
Overheard in Santa's Toyshop: "Please, Mrs. Claus, those batteries
are for the children's toys!!"
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